Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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