Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
