I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
If that was your dad, he is hot
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Randomize
