do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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