I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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