I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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