dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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