that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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