Porn is love you can see.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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