He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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