You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
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