fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Randomize
