How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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