its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize