So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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