he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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