I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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