she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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