I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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