South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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