Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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