My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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