I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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