i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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