I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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