So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
vagina is talking i cant
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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