Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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