got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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