Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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