omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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