that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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