Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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