His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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