At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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