I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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