: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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