Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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