Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
