"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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