i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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