Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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