what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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