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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could

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did she say where she was going

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apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars

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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.

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Wow. You named your rash.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...

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