You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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