I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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