I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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