I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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