i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
No subtext here. People are naked.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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