its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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