Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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