She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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