that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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