Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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