I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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