Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
drinking out of a sandbucket again
a search helicopter?!
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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