I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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